Hello, my name is Emma Jo. I usually post things that make me laugh, that i like, and whatever i feel like posting. But mostly hockey and supernatural related things.

 

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

fightongaga:

Laughing, because there’s 2 pepper shakers on the table, instead of salt and pepper.  I repeat, NO SALT

fightongaga:

Laughing, because there’s 2 pepper shakers on the table, instead of salt and pepper.

I repeat,
NO SALT

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
image

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: grass10)

derickbrass:

lidstrom:

ohvegeta:

“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”

other captions for this picture:
“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”
“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”
“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”
“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”
“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”
“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”
“MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS.  NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”


kreid-ordie I laughed so hard

derickbrass:

lidstrom:

ohvegeta:

“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”

other captions for this picture:

“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”

“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”

“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”

“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”

“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”

“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”

MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS.  NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”

kreid-ordie I laughed so hard

(Source: imaginesaam)